This April Fool’s Day we said we were releasing a new product called Fascist Tears vodka as a hilarious joke. Well, so many of you wrote in saying you’d love if we turned that joke into reality that…we did. 

We’re making 2024 bottles of Fascist Tears vodka. It’s the same corn-based spirit that you love in our award-winning Civic Vodka, so you can count on a smooth sip with a clean, crisp finish.

The best part? A portion of each bottle sold is going directly to Vote.org. Because, all jokes aside, it’s pretty clear that the future of the country is on the line.