This April Fool’s Day we said we were releasing a new product called Fascist Tears vodka as a hilarious joke. Well, so many of you wrote in saying you’d love if we turned that joke into reality that…we did. 

Fascist Tears vodka is the same corn-based spirit that you love in our award-winning Civic Vodka, so you can count on a smooth sip with a clean, crisp finish.

The best part? A portion of each bottle sold is going directly to Vote.org. Because, all jokes aside, it’s pretty clear that the future of the country is on the line.