Some bottles hold water. This one holds the line.

Our Fascist Tears stainless steel bottle is double-walled and vacuum-sealed to keep your drinks ice-cold while the resistance heats up. Covered in a full-wrap repeat print so no one misses the message.

Because hydration hits different when it's seasoned with outrage.

• Double-walled stainless steel with vacuum insulation
• Plastic lid and wide-mouth foldable straw
• 32 oz. (950 ml)
• Height: 9.92″ (25.2 cm)
• Diameter: 3.54″ (9 cm)
• Glossy finish
• Rotating handle
• Comes with an anti-slip patch

Hand-wash only.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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